Saw my friend leave my house

When I was driving home up my street, from a distance I saw my friend Ron pulling out of my driveway. When I came home, my wife was asleep upstairs and there was urine in my bathtub. I wonder if it's Ron's or hers… I've seen Ron's penis, truly amazing! I don't blame her. She must be so thrilled. This kind of satisfaction only occurs in a marriage. I hope she never finds out that I know about them. I'm alone downstairs now. She won't wake up for hours.